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Friend Pirate

An individual who has mastered the art of stealing the friends of others, specifically ex-girlfriends, through a complex issuance of charm, generosity, flirtation, and guile.
Ever since Shaniqua and Doug broke up all her friends want to kick w/ him.... he's a total friend pirate!
by Foster G August 29, 2009
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friends with tension

"I guess we will have to remain friends with tension since we are both in commited relationships."
by TheTexican June 5, 2014
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bootleg friend

(n) A person who you may tell to their face they are your friend or a person who you don't actually like/trust for whatever character flaw. They may be in your friend circle but on a one-on-one basis they are not a friend to you. However you keep them around because for whatever reason it may be, they help you in some way.
Jim: Why do you chill with Eric? I hear he snitched on Kenny. Plus he's kind of a dick to your sister.

Greg: Because he can get me alcohol. He's pretty stupid so he doesn't know I hang with him just to get me drinks. He's just a bootleg friend.
by analyzer August 17, 2010
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friend of leslie

A lesbian

A female who prefers relationships with other females.

A handsome woman
Whoa, look at that chick with the wifebeater and boxers showing. She must be a friend of leslie.
by Spunky Union July 3, 2007
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Lovers and friends

Two people who fuck and are friends. Another word for friends with benefits.
Hey tonya, we are lovers and friends because we fuck and are friends.
by Ahriman May 5, 2018
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A name of a friend

The only kind of definitions that get into Urban Dictionary nowadays. Seriously, get over it.
Another A name of a friend definition in the voting section? DOWNVOTE.
#its time to stop
by troPSDNUORGWEN March 29, 2017
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friends cleanse

The act of getting rid of a friend (be they virtual or actual) by deleting him/her from your life. This is usually achieved by removing said friend from either your virtual life (MySpace, Facebook, LiveJournal, etc.) or your actual life (Don't return calls or texts, ignore/delay emails, etc.) Basically a Friends Cleanse means 'eh, I don't want to deal with you anymore'.
Damn. I had like close to 130 people on my MySpace... but I had to do a Friends Cleanse. Too many people were posting bulletins and shit I wasn't even interested in.

Dude... I'm getting way too many calls/texts from XXX. Time for a mobile phone Friends Cleanse.
by shelik May 27, 2008
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