Alabama Christmas Tree

1. Start with a Dude on the bottom,

2. Stack the participants from largest to smallest,

3. Has to have, the main stem the "penis in the ass" that or a strap on.

4. The way to stack depends on the use you can do a starfish formation or stack up 90 degrees after the last stacked person.

Extra: for the frosted Tree continue to do it after the ejaculation for a nice coating of winter white

PS. *Fun for the entire family*

John: How was putting up the tree, for Christmas eve?
Tim: Oh it was amazing, though we accidentally split some winter white on the floor
John: Oh did the pine tree have pre frosting on it?
Tim: no, WE made the frosting, all 8 of us ;}
John: oh the Alabama Christmas tree?
Tim: want to be the top star?

by Monke_man January 21, 2021

wise mystical tree

a really wise tree everyone has seen in shitty ads at least once in their lives

“if you’re over 25 and own <average gaming tool>, you have to play this game”

her: babe you better not be a wise mystical tree when i get there

my stupid ass: <wise mystical tree>

by otto apocalpyse’s piss drawer October 1, 2022

trash can in a tree

a term to describe anything out of the ordinary that is worthy of attention. It could be used to describe anything from exciting to depressing, and good to bad.

Look guys, there's a trash can in that tree. Wow, what a trash can in a tree!

by aprille lee February 13, 2008

Dirty Christmas Tree

When you and your boys all bukake this one chick and the dried cum is like Christmas snow that she wears at her Christmas dinner party

Thad: Yo Chad, wanna come over we’re have a dirty Christmas tree
Chad: no way, is it going to be with Tina? I heard she got Christmas treed last year
Thad: ya bro make sure you drink lots of water, we need you cumming buckets bro

by TheChristmasElf420 November 14, 2020

yellow palm tree

When you piss whilst getting a blowjob.

"Dude what the fuck?! Did you just yellow palm tree me??"

by Execius August 28, 2019

The Only Apple On The Tree

the only homosexual person in your room

Random Girl- Dang she the only apple on the tree.

by luna.red December 2, 2019

Alabama Pear Tree

verb. to stick pointy objects in people's asshole in the dark

That Alabama Pear Tree really surpised me at the party.

by The Llama tickle January 7, 2012