Different Johnny

Being less/more high on drugs then the people around you

I can’t understand you because you’re on a different Johnny

by Dixxie Longg May 9, 2020

johnny eyes

Johnny eyes is when your eyes open really large when you are scared

Nick had Johnny eyes when dad confronted him about selling his truck.

by Papaspizza June 24, 2017

Johnny logic

When somebody thinks they are helping but turns out worse..

Damn you tried to save me $14 but cost me 4 hours labor johnny logic.

by Johnny useless July 6, 2018

Johnny

A buddy

Hey Johnny, buddy!

by microwavesGoMMMM September 17, 2020

Johnny Boy

The ceramic throne.

Friend: “My guy where did you go?”
The man: “I’m sitting on the Johnny Boy. Be out in 5.”

by Steamedriceboii March 7, 2023

johnny parsons

the best person i know, hes funny, smart in a way I understand and has the best smile. he could never do wrong in my eyes. plus he gives the best hugs, he is kind and cares even when he doesn't have to. i hope one day I have the courage to tell him I wrote this because I care to much about him or maybe no enough but ill never know which.

1 look thats johnny parsons

2 oh really

1 yea he's got someone who really cares about him

by thepotatohoe March 29, 2023

Johnny jumper

Johnny jumper-(noun) 1. A man who enjoys the company of various and sometimes multiple pregnant women.

"Ken is such a Johnny jumper that he should take a pregnancy test. "

by Longfellow travers March 6, 2019