sir jeffardes the first

someone who is making absolute tomfoolery around the place and being very rude and silly

look at henry he is an absolute "sir jeffardes the first" oh henry

by tsunami2474 June 9, 2022

Trust: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.

Person 1: Are you addicted to knowing that axolotls are eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Trust: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 5, 2025

double-first-cousin

1- Child of parent’s full sister and of other parent’s full brother at the same time.
2- Child of paternal aunt (father's sister) and of maternal uncle (mother's brother) at the same time.
3- Child of maternal aunt (mother's sister) and of paternal uncle (father's brother) at the same time.
4- Nibling (biological) of mother and of father at the same time.
5- Two parents's nibling.
6- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents and four grandparents in common.
7- Double-cousin.
8- Double-1C.

My double-first-cousin is a good person.

by Peter12369 October 21, 2021

A pygmy marmosets's interlude is a Proboscis monkey: The First Juvenile Release

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Person 343: A pygmy marmosets's interlude is a Proboscis monkey: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 7, 2025

It’s Been 20 Years Since I First Started Using The Internet Regularly

It’s Been 20 Years Since I First Started Using The Internet Regularly

It’s Been 20 Years Since I First Started Using The Internet Regularly

October 28, 2003 - Life really Is short. Jesus…

by Gothic Miscreant October 28, 2023

first kiss

first steps to losing your virginity. ;)

"Hey Joe what is up dog"."I just had my first kiss with Carmella".

by i did not cough in my arm joe January 13, 2020

First Strike

A first strike just literally you (dumb little dicktators, presidents, or who ever the fuck you’re supposed to be) just spamming the nuke attack

Republic of Penis: I’m gonna do, IM GONNA DO MY FIRST STRIKE!1!1!1!!
City State of Kwanchelongeranzis: bruh nuke spammer 💀

by The Idiotic Neologist January 2, 2023