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Apple Bottom

1. A woman with an odd shaped booty.
2. A man with either asymmetrical genitals or a huge booty that sticks out and only women should have.
1. "Dang, the doctor must've messed up her butt implants 'cause she got an apple bottom!"
2. "Trust me Becky, John is such an apple bottom because when we did the deed, I felt so awkward feeling genitals like a basketball and a baseball in a nut sack."
by Failed Dictionary June 24, 2016
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Problem Bottoms

The chronic state of having painfully bunched up proverbial underwear, the all too common mindset in current times state of being that is eager to take offense to anything possible and taking everything the wrong way. Synonymous with the rampant chips on the shoulders of American citizens who prefer to constantly have some axe to grind, rather than accept that they don’t have the answers and that they cannot trust their leaders.
A) During COVID I was met with the problem bottoms of the malcontent public, who are irritated by my existence or standing near them. B) My former neighbor had serious problem bottoms regarding me, to the point that she called the police on me and lied to them. When I had to go to court, she beat her problem bottoms into the ground, paying a lawyer to drag out my court case and eventually being considered crazy by the entire New Orleans Municipal Court House.
by Maggie The Cat September 22, 2023
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Rusty Glass Bottom Boat

When someone shits onto a glass coffe table while another person watches from underneath.

Similar to a "Hot Carl" or "Cleveland Steamer"
Hey Aleah, wanna go to Target and get a rusty glass bottom boat?
by BigPasta April 3, 2021
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Drop Bottom

A lovely lady booty that subtly drops out da bottom of her shorts. Best executed in high rise high waist denim sneak-a-cheeks.
Damn bro! You see the blond with the drop bottom walk past? Yes, of course the one with the smoothie in her hand...
by horn-dog May 24, 2015
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Power bottom

Guy who does 3 jobs at work when he only needs to do one!
Man frizzle is really a power bottom look how many jobs he volunteers to do as the bosses pet. Hes really a power bottom guy who loves to take it from management !
by Big Gesus 123 February 8, 2024
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bottom tickler

That Schwabe guy is a bottom tickler!
by G. Mecha February 2, 2007
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