Bastard rovers

we playing bastard rovers away on Saturday-Burnley fan
by Suicide squad Burnley September 22, 2022
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Bastard sausage

A term to describe someone who has been very stupid, or idiotic at something but you aren't mad at them. You just want to call them out for the mistake that they made and how much of an idiot they are
Oh my god, how could you of done this. You are such a bastard sausage
by donkeyandshrek January 14, 2021
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bastard water

Dude 1: Dude 3 is fucking out of it.
Dude 2: He been on the bastard water all day mate.
by ShogunOfSorrow December 31, 2015
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times new bastard

An unofficial font where every fourth letter in a word is suddenly comic sans while the rest is times new Roman thought it may just be every fourth letter.
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Times new bastard: every fourth letter of each word is comic sans while the rest is times new Roman
by JackleRaid October 07, 2020
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cake bastard

That person who can’t wait for the cake to cool down before cutting into it and eating, exclaiming there “just tasting it” and before you Know it half the cake has gone. It’s not even out of the tin yet.
What a total cake bastard
by Dande123 May 31, 2020
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Bastard

Someone who’s parents weren’t married when they were born or aren’t married.
I’m a bastard my parents got married when I was 5.
by Invader zim fan ;-; November 29, 2020
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