Upright unicorn

When a man inserts a sounding rob into his penis, wears a tinfoil hat and puts the rod into an electrical outlet. Ultimate form of self pleasure. Ideal for schizophrenic's

James felt the need to take his regular masturbation routine up a notch and perform the Upright unicorn on FaceBook Live.

by cornballDogsitterslut.com March 27, 2024

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unicorn bait

A couple who are both so hot it's as-if they're baiting you into unicorning for them (being their third in a threesome)

Did you see Tessa Thompson in that movie with Chris Hemsworth? The two of them together are real unicorn bait if you ask me.

by c coop September 30, 2025

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A hot female who isn't prideful and snobby and needy. She's rare and willing to get down and dirty to accomplish any task and challenge she's faced with. She usually makes a really good friend although she loves her sleep too much and will miss social events often.

Why do you even hang out with Rachel? "She such a hot unicorn and fun to be around! Why not?!"

by DribblyPooChunk October 22, 2025

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Unicorning

Go to a fast food place like maccas, order a soft serve cone then ask your partner if the believe in unicorns and stick the cone on your forhead before shoving it in their ass

jack and bob when unicorning at maccas

by JJ_Walsh November 8, 2025

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unicorn

horse with a horn

example:
guy: it looks so pretty outside today
gurt: holy fuck is that a horse with a horn
randomguy: yogurt
gurt: yo
randomguy: thats called a unicorn
gurt: ty gng

by Rifel82 December 28, 2025

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