Probably sits in his room thinking about the girl he never had sex with before his dad left. He spends most of his time playing video games to forget about the mental pain that comes with being a virgin. He also has a bit of chub and is probably gay.Also is a slut for Hardey's.
by I'm in hell November 9, 2019
Get the Noahmug. by magabitch51 October 21, 2019
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Get the noah metcalfemug. by magnus1408 February 26, 2020
Get the Noahmug. The best friend you can have. Will always check up on you if they think you're having a bad day and will always make you smile. If you are ever lucky enough to have a Noah for a friend or more never, I MEAN NEVER, let him go. You will live to regret it.
by Yyyghyghyghyghygghyg January 11, 2023
Get the Noahmug. When you are a senior boy with an odd obsession with freshman girls and your SAT score. A complete lunatic.
Wow! The way that guy is staring at the freshman looks like he’s a Noah Allaire. I hope he doesn’t start grooming her.
by skibidi toilet syndrome haver November 21, 2023
Get the Noah Allairemug. A smart and hilarious kid who likes to play sports. He LOVES video games and playing them with his friends. He also doesn't like his siblings.
by DragonShadow99999999 August 27, 2019
Get the Noahmug.