Brown Hampton

The act of masturbating while releasing fecal matter out of your anal cavity aka taking a poop

Mr. Maki taking his laptop into the bathroom and disappearing for a solid hour and when he came out and we asked him what he was doing in there he proceeded to say layin down a fat brown hampton

by Mark T. Maki November 7, 2010

brown derby

A chocolate dipped cone from Dairy Queen.

Source: My grandfather owned and operated a Dairy Queen in Dumas (in the Texas Panhandle, not East Texas) for more than 25 years from the mid-'50s to the '70s. We sold many a chocolate-dipped cone. During those days, this delightful treat was called a "Brown Derby."

I'll take two butternut Blizzards and a Brown Derby for my grandfather.

by smithword January 16, 2017

Brown Wallet

This is a sex act where you fuck a girls ass until she shits all over your cock. Then you take the shit and smear it all over her pussy lips.

HOLY SHIT, I totally gave my girlfriend the ol' brown wallet last night.

by 1234543212345 July 8, 2009

Brown treasure

Treasure found deep in the cavernous anal region of the human wasteland. Most often brown, soft to the touch and warm with a distinct odour which some may find distasteful.

Can be used as a means to subtly convince your girlfriend that poo is a fun thing to play with.

Also known as poo.

Lynne: "why do you like my bum so much?"
Craig: "Cos thats where i find the brown treasure"

by Mr Craig and Miss Lynne October 16, 2008

FREAKING BROWN

A replacement for Fucking sound made famous by holt palmer and cky

"freaking brown that sounds loud!!!"

by J dawg January 17, 2004

Brown Boxing

When you take a shit and try to inhale all of the shit particles.

Mom: Knock knock* Honey are you okay in there?
Me: Aww sorry mah I'm just brown boxing right nawh. Can you like, come back later SNIFF*?
Mom: Wtf.

by Ieatpumpkins March 19, 2020

Breshaun Brown

Breshaun Isaiah Brown, known professionally as Breshaun Brown, is an American rapper, singer, and songwriter. He is known for his many hip-hop songs and skilled live performances. Making his professional debut in 2016, Brown was born and raised in Westmoreland County, Virginia. In 2023, Brown rose to popularity with the release of his first debut studio album 'The Hopeless Romantic', which made him a very influential hip-hop artist.

John’s favorite music artist is Breshaun Brown, according to John he likes Breshaun’s voice.

by TheVABiographer January 21, 2023