Queef

Dude 1: I was fingering your nan last night and I heard the queef
Dude 2: that’s discussing I don’t want to know that
by Cayden the cu#t June 11, 2019
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Queef

I think I have to queef, not fart, but queef.
by spicynuggiethot February 5, 2022
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c-queef

when you eat someone out and they have covid and they queef in your mouth
guy 1: hey how was that chick last night

guy 2: bro she c-queefed in my mouth
by gaypussylol September 17, 2021
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pre-queef

A pre-queef is, in all literal thought, the conceptual pretext to a queef. As in a pre-fart of the vagina. A queef itself is just full-on air being released from the vagina in a flatulence sounding manner. It's like the formation of a queef.

On the other hand its also defined to be calling someone a pre-queef, as saying they are no better than even before the magical glory that is inserting air into the vagina to be released as a fart sound, usually half the time just as bad of a smell, yet from something you strive to put your penis into every moment.
Yeah lo, Maurice is a pre-queef forget that fool.... Nah, I don't like doin 60 it gives me dark pre-queef
by timetrain December 7, 2015
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Queef

"Hey David, are u part of the LGBTQ community? I saw ur rainbow flag in ur Insta bio. Are u a queef?"
by Queerfqueen July 1, 2018
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quantum queef

A female telepath with quantum biological fusion powers that happens to you, just like a normal queef, but instead of vibrating your vagina, this mutant vibrates your entire perception of reality, causing you to question whether you were ever in control of your body before you experienced being near this creature of the multiverse.
"I can't hear anything but music, my arms feel like they're beings touched, I suddenly taste mint, and I can't control my mouth sometimes, all because I decided to fuck with this weird ass quantum queef!"
by ninaarhowell January 26, 2024
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badussy queef

john just let a badussy queef rip
by dat boy pussy crusher September 19, 2023
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