Hot potato

A game where normally 3-5 people sit naked in a circle and pass around a flaming hot but plug and they play hot potato with it. Whoever loses has to shove it up their ass

John: Did y’all go to Jessica’s party last night

Mike: Yeah we played hot potato

by Big.Daddy.Dungus August 3, 2020

potato constant

The amount of time a human being can go without showering before the guilt literally kills them.

Stay back! I am approaching the potato constant!

by Boboneoone September 14, 2016

Couch Potato

A lazy bum who sits on their ass all day

Guy 1:Bro your such a couch potato
Guy 2: Fuck you too

by ThanosTheMightyGrape June 5, 2019

Potato bacon

The win to a win/lose situation.

I was in a wreck, ended up in the hospital. The Potato Bacon was my hot nurse.

by [e-mail] February 12, 2019

Hashed Potatoes

Potatoes mixed and mashed with butter, milk, white pepper, salt and a ten deal of marijuana.
Fills you up. Fucks you up.

I'm hungry. And bored. Hashed Potatoes anyone?

Hell yeah.

Score me in.

My face still hasn't been handed to the authorities.

Hashed it is.

by SakuraMusic June 14, 2007

potato torch

A large flame produced by slicing a 1" thick slice of a potato, then stabbing as many matches as one could into that potato, and lighting the matches.

Known in southern areas as a "tater torch". Done when one is bored.

Who wants to light the potato torch tonight?

by BNVasFinest July 9, 2010

Adam is a potato

A retarded chipmunk lookin head ass beaver

Oh my god, that kid Adam is a potato.

by Britney omg lawl August 11, 2018