Potato bacon

The win to a win/lose situation.

I was in a wreck, ended up in the hospital. The Potato Bacon was my hot nurse.

by [e-mail] February 12, 2019

Potato Lumbago

Potato lumbago is the common pain for potatoes in there back the main source coming from people spelling potatoes wrong while its bad for the potatoes if you are infected with it... it will cause a constant pain of the brain

My cousin cant spell POTATOES hes now infected with POTATO LUMBAGO

by The_dictionaryadditioner December 30, 2018

Hashed Potatoes

Potatoes mixed and mashed with butter, milk, white pepper, salt and a ten deal of marijuana.
Fills you up. Fucks you up.

I'm hungry. And bored. Hashed Potatoes anyone?

Hell yeah.

Score me in.

My face still hasn't been handed to the authorities.

Hashed it is.

by SakuraMusic June 14, 2007

potato torch

A large flame produced by slicing a 1" thick slice of a potato, then stabbing as many matches as one could into that potato, and lighting the matches.

Known in southern areas as a "tater torch". Done when one is bored.

Who wants to light the potato torch tonight?

by BNVasFinest July 9, 2010

Couch Potato

A lazy bum who sits on their ass all day

Guy 1:Bro your such a couch potato
Guy 2: Fuck you too

by ThanosTheMightyGrape June 5, 2019

potato constant

The amount of time a human being can go without showering before the guilt literally kills them.

Stay back! I am approaching the potato constant!

by Boboneoone September 14, 2016

Potato gems

The tiny pieces of potato that inevitably get stuck to the pan whenever you make tater tots.

Also what the Australians unfortunately call tator tots.

Do you want some potato gems tonight?

by Borego February 9, 2019