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monkey-pissed

adjective: Angry

When a person is pushed past the point of extreme anger - because nothing in the world is working as it should - to the point where all the person can do is hop around, yell, urinate on the floor, and throw feces.
Vernon: Hey man, what's up?

Matt: Work is sucking the soul out of me, my computer just got the blue screen of death, the stock market crashed again, and I just bit my tongue. My blueberry yogurt in the fridge is the only good thing in my life.

Vernon: Natalie just ate it.

Matt: I'm so monkey-pissed right now.
by Mattydreads1 May 6, 2010
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Piss on an anthill

A) intention here is that the person will leave you alone by engaging in harassing some thing that will cause them pain
B) The ants will travel up your steam stream of Urine into your urethra and sting you until you stop
C) a pagan’s way of saying “go fuck yourself” — because we don’t actually want you to feel pleasure as a result of your annoyance, that would be alchemy ;)
D) a term driven by intuition between my dead brother and I as kids :)
Really?! Are you serious? Go piss on an anthill!

Why don’t you just go piss on an anthill?
by Autumn Rain January 20, 2021
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Twister Piss

The stream of urine that flows from the male member following coitus that seems to go nowhere, and yet everywhere at the same time.
After I did sex to the woman, I took the customary twister piss. Per the usual, it went everywhere except the toilet.
by Sliq Riq July 28, 2017
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Bitch piss

A bitch piss is when you have the urgent sensation to urinate and when you finally do, only a small amount of urine is released.
Dude I was in an important meeting that I could not leave, when it was over I rushed to the restroom and only took a bitch piss.
by XepicnoobX December 8, 2016
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Piss Trout

Some Canadian who always complains about warlocks life tapping because they aren't skilled enough to heal them
This piss trout is complaining again because he cant manage his mana
by goocifer January 24, 2020
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pissed off

That little shit has pissed off in the boat again .
The bum has pissed off to the beach
by jonmarksearle May 5, 2016
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Pissing something

Pissing something is the act of causing piss to be absorbed by an object while using it for its intended purpose, as a consequence of pissing yourself, without the need for intentionally directing the stream, as opposed to pissing on something.
It counts as pissing something to piss my pants. It does not count as pissing something to piss on my pants.
by Michael Cranklin January 3, 2021
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