Global Noob News

News for Noobs

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by Optimus26Prime November 6, 2018

Noob

Amaury in Fortnite

When Amaury did not go to a named place he was considered a NOOB

by Beastly Noon June 1, 2018

noob

What jackass teenagers call people that play fortnite.

WHAT A NOOB. DID YOU SEE KYLE? HE WAS PLAYING FORTNITE!

by PU55Y|_1CK312 June 4, 2018

Noob

obviously worse than Pro

Noob: Hi, can you be my friend?
Everyone: Goodbye

by ImNoobXD August 9, 2022

Noob water

Ian

Ian is such a noob water, dog water, and all of the bad things like that

by DmcM August 2, 2021

Noob

One who has an absence of boobs but who biologically identifies as a female
(No boobs)

Oh my god Becky look at that noob!!! She has literally no boobs. At. All.

by noobsandnoboobs July 5, 2018

Noob

A player that barely has any skill in a game.

Jason: ur such a noob fred

Fred: IM N0T N00B UR TEH N00B

by za_ch September 7, 2020