What are people named Noah like? Noahs are nice and sometimes have a funny sense of humor. Although they might tell some little white lies sometimes, that doesn't mean that they won't be there to help you when you need it most. Although beware of their hair because sometimes they style in mohawks. But they are great people and make great siblings.
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*Hammering in the distance*
Lucifer "What... In the actual fuck...?"🤨
*Hammering continues*
Lucifer "You! *BANG* Idiot! *BANG* Hey! *BANG* I'M GOING TO MAKE ONE OF THESE OUT OF YOUR BONES!!" 🔥🤬🔥
*Hammering stops*
Lucifer "What is this!? What's going on!? What are you doing!?" 😤
Noah "I am building an ark."
Lucifer 😧 "That... Does nothing to tell me what's going on here..."
Noah 😐
Lucifer 😧
Noah 😐
*Hammering resumes*
Lucifer 😨...😑 "GOD!?"
God "Yep."
Lucifer "GAH! SHIT! Where-... Oh... Right... 😑 Care to explain or?"
God "Huh? Oh! Yeah, no. None of this is right. I'm gonna flood the place and start over."
*Hammering in the distance*
Lucifer "What... In the actual fuck...?"🤨
*Hammering continues*
Lucifer "You! *BANG* Idiot! *BANG* Hey! *BANG* I'M GOING TO MAKE ONE OF THESE OUT OF YOUR BONES!!" 🔥🤬🔥
*Hammering stops*
Lucifer "What is this!? What's going on!? What are you doing!?" 😤
Noah "I am building an ark."
Lucifer 😧 "That... Does nothing to tell me what's going on here..."
Noah 😐
Lucifer 😧
Noah 😐
*Hammering resumes*
Lucifer 😨...😑 "GOD!?"
God "Yep."
Lucifer "GAH! SHIT! Where-... Oh... Right... 😑 Care to explain or?"
God "Huh? Oh! Yeah, no. None of this is right. I'm gonna flood the place and start over."
Lucifer "Oh! That sounds great! Wait... Then what's this?"
God "Him? Oh yeah, I'm get rid of everyone but him so I'm having him make this cool boat."
Lucifer 😨 "Everyone... But him?"
God "Yeah man, he's gonna load it up with animals and like... Be the guy or somethin."
Lucifer 😨 "Wha... I hate this now! You've ruined this entirely!"
God "Well- I told him to tell the other guys but they didn't want to do it. Which is why... You know... WOOSH!" 🌊
Lucifer 😨 "Why this- Awgh! What the fuck is THAT!?"
God "Duck-billed platypus."
Lucifer 😨 "Wha... That... What does it DO?"
God "Oh, shoot, it's dope! It's like a Duck-Beaver with poison claws."
Lucifer 😨
God 🙂
Lucifer 😨
God 😃 "It's a mammal that lays eggs!"
Lucifer 😨 "Wh... That's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard! Why is it poison!?"
God ☹️ "Aw... I thought it was cool... And, I mean, TECHNICALLY it's VENOM. Poison you ingest."
Lucifer "OH! OK! Well I'm glad you're making coherent distinctions between things in a place where THAT FUCKING THING exists!"
God "Yeah... I got all kinds of stuff here."
Lucifer "Wow... Just wow..."
God "Hey! Where are you going? ....... Meh... He doesn't get it... You get it right?"
Noah 😐
God "Yeah... Yeah, you get it... Hey, get a couple of them pink birds that stand on one leg."
Noah "Yes my lord."
God "Those things are dope... *sigh* Yep..."
God "Him? Oh yeah, I'm get rid of everyone but him so I'm having him make this cool boat."
Lucifer 😨 "Everyone... But him?"
God "Yeah man, he's gonna load it up with animals and like... Be the guy or somethin."
Lucifer 😨 "Wha... I hate this now! You've ruined this entirely!"
God "Well- I told him to tell the other guys but they didn't want to do it. Which is why... You know... WOOSH!" 🌊
Lucifer 😨 "Why this- Awgh! What the fuck is THAT!?"
God "Duck-billed platypus."
Lucifer 😨 "Wha... That... What does it DO?"
God "Oh, shoot, it's dope! It's like a Duck-Beaver with poison claws."
Lucifer 😨
God 🙂
Lucifer 😨
God 😃 "It's a mammal that lays eggs!"
Lucifer 😨 "Wh... That's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard! Why is it poison!?"
God ☹️ "Aw... I thought it was cool... And, I mean, TECHNICALLY it's VENOM. Poison you ingest."
Lucifer "OH! OK! Well I'm glad you're making coherent distinctions between things in a place where THAT FUCKING THING exists!"
God "Yeah... I got all kinds of stuff here."
Lucifer "Wow... Just wow..."
God "Hey! Where are you going? ....... Meh... He doesn't get it... You get it right?"
Noah 😐
God "Yeah... Yeah, you get it... Hey, get a couple of them pink birds that stand on one leg."
Noah "Yes my lord."
God "Those things are dope... *sigh* Yep..."
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A term that refers to a man that has shaved his head to mock a Nazi but had unexpectedly changed his personality to a nazi. This entails that such an individual is afraid of diverse women, cultural diversity, and minorities.
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