by Forgotten_Dog May 3, 2021
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Curly- You talking to my girl? I should mess you up right now.
Lennie- I wasn't talking to your girl Curly, it's going to get caught in the machine if you keep doing that. Then will you calm down?
Curly- Okay, I'm calm for now. But don't let the calm fool you, I'll fuck you up if you try to clown me.
Lennie- Okay, I won't try.
Lennie- I wasn't talking to your girl Curly, it's going to get caught in the machine if you keep doing that. Then will you calm down?
Curly- Okay, I'm calm for now. But don't let the calm fool you, I'll fuck you up if you try to clown me.
Lennie- Okay, I won't try.
by The Original Agahnim January 3, 2022
Get the Machine mug.Something that the US military drops to the children of Afghanistan. It usually ends up killing thousands of children each year, which many Americans agree with.
Ex: "Hey David, gonna donate anything to the military this year?"
"I don't know, Bill. Maybe my vending machine! I hear they drop them on children in Afghanistan. Sounds like a great policy!"
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"I don't know, Bill. Maybe my vending machine! I hear they drop them on children in Afghanistan. Sounds like a great policy!"
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by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 14, 2018
Get the Vending Machine mug.A carpentry term-
Definition-when a drill and small drill bit is used by drilling a series of close together horizontal holes in a line probing drywall for wall studs.
Definition-when a drill and small drill bit is used by drilling a series of close together horizontal holes in a line probing drywall for wall studs.
by Castle Point Construction January 9, 2024
Get the Machine gunning mug.The process of one man licking a woman's belly button (while she's in a standing position) while another man sticks his tongue into her fudge cavern in anticipation of a "jackpot!". This position can be used while the female is experiencing her monthly bloodfest.
Nick and Chad played some "slot machine" at work today on Angie. Nick was performing some oral pleasure to Angie's belly button as Chad collected the jackpot mouthful of doo-doo brownlees. Chad arose from Angie's turd tunnel with a mouthful of awards!
by pounderofanus November 21, 2022
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Get the personality machine broke mug.Person 1: I put water the yum yum machine
Person 2: Oh, cool what is it
Person 1: Caffine
Person 2: oh my gosh my turn!
Person 2: Oh, cool what is it
Person 1: Caffine
Person 2: oh my gosh my turn!
by _miraculous.girl_ March 25, 2021
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