Bling Johnny

Bling Johnny is God. Bling Johnny is life. Bling Johnny is life.

Person 1: EYO IS THAT BLING JOHNNY!?

Person 2: IT IS

Person 1: *dies because of holy bling*

by Iron taste like blood September 3, 2021

Johnny

Johnny is a character.

He is two-faced when you meet him, but once you get to know him...

He acts a fool but really cares about you

He is not soft, not even once you get to know him inside out.

But he isn't tough. He meets in the middle.

If you meet him. Don't let him go. He is evil, and devious.

But he is also caring and goofy.

"Johnny made me so sad the other day."

"He is just showing affection. But yeah he is kinda mean."

by simplyhelping September 4, 2021

The Johnny Cash

When a girl fucks your ass with a 14 inch dildo using chilie oil for lube, creating a "burning ring of fire"

-aye bro my girl just pulled The Johnny Cash on me
-holy shit bro how are you still walking

by Mr.DepresoExpresso June 6, 2021

johnny pacar

A incredibly talented and underrated person who is also very hot and he played Jackson in flight 29 down

Remeber that hot guy from flight 39 down ya that’s him Johnny pacar

by Ruth_martell_conway June 8, 2021

Johnny Hollywood

A guy who's a bodyguard turned bartender turned actor for small-time movies, with a very arrogant, but forgettable personality.

Person 1: Meet Johnny Hollywood. He has the biggest schlong in Hollywood and the smallest gun. Or maybe it's the other way around. I can never quite remember."
Person 2: Well, he doesn't quite size up to his image.. who was he again?
Person 1: He's right in front of you.

by Scootero June 13, 2021

Johnny Dang

A Johnny Dang refers to CallmeJD_0 a Lego high rank that is not the best Lego high rank it is clearly JetbluetheNoob.

Don't act like Johnny Dang bro.

by SirJet September 2, 2024

Johnny Tudor

The biggest but actually the smallest cunt you'll ever meet. Wishes he was a ferg but will always be a tiny little johnny knobhead tudor.
You're such a Johnny Tudor you're the smallest massive cunt I've ever come across

Also an extremely sensitive little bitch that packs less punch than a thalidomide toddler

You're such a Johnny Tudor I knew you would get upset by pointing out the truth.

by Strange alias September 15, 2024