Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.
The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.
Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.
or
Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.
In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.
It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.
or
Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.
In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.
It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
by ItItchesAndBurns43 December 29, 2023
A pornographic literature, usually in form of a fanfic read in the morning, public or otherwise "inappropriate" time or place
Weeb1: Hey I found this AMAZING fic from (insert fandom). I gotta warn you tho it's of explicit kind.
Weeb2: Sounds like my morning paper.
Weeb2: Sounds like my morning paper.
by Nihilisticbear November 27, 2021
the quite opposit to Morning Wood;
Tony: i cant get out of bed yet as i have mahooosive morning wood.
Ami: i can not get up either as ones vag is wider than normal.
Tony: a ha i see the problem...morning gorge.
Ami: i can not get up either as ones vag is wider than normal.
Tony: a ha i see the problem...morning gorge.
by N.A.A.R.C.F.R.D February 04, 2010
by node808 March 19, 2016
by ScreamingBeeans December 30, 2017
This is a slang phrase commonly used to signal to others that you want to suck some dick from the back, twice.
"Did you get with Tom last night?"
"OMG, yes he pulled it out and I was like 'I have class in the morning'."
"OMG, yes he pulled it out and I was like 'I have class in the morning'."
by Panahka February 22, 2022
(1) A person who is energized happy and motivated when waking up in the morning
(2) a person who botches a pool dive
(2) a person who botches a pool dive
by EmJayee January 26, 2019