Pancakes in the morning

When you wake up and your girlfriend/wife is making pancakes, you come up to her, pull down her pants and fuck her, and right before you bust, you pull out and cum on the pancakes. Then she eats them.

Ben woke up and saw Jenifer and decided he wanted some pancakes in the morning.

by Lowvaughm February 23, 2025

Good morning & God bless

When you eat breakfast and have a coffee while taking a shit.

"Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?"
"Good morning & God bless Hila!"

by Hila Kleiner May 23, 2018

Morning purring

Morning purring is the female equivalent to morning wood. Created by Valcokr.

I just woke up with morning purring.

by Valcokr July 27, 2025

Morning hood

A female’s version of morning wood.

I woke up this morning and had a case of the morning hood.

by Bronn22 May 18, 2022

gppx morning

Misspelling of good morning

B: gppx morning
W: you retarded bruh?

by iloveblackbear June 17, 2019

Have you taken your morning meds?

Said by one typically when in the state of 2nd hand embarrassment when someone around them is acting completely and utterly retarded for no apparent reason

18 year old: Acts like a 5 year old

Person: Have you taken your morning meds?

by Jack Spank9049 January 3, 2023

Early morning robin

essentially masculine: waking up with a hard-on,... a sign of good health, a throbbin' robin...
From the old ironing spray or roll on supplement 'Robin Starch'...which stiffened collars and cuffs....

The first spring morning was delightful, the dawn chorus filled the air with natures song and Dave woke up with the 'early morning Robin' pushing against the duvet...

by The Daemon November 2, 2013