A tool for hammering and nailing. It can bang on everything that is flat , verticle or horizontal, as long as it is hammerable.
Jack hammered Jill on a wall. Jack is a bad boy.
Uncle Joe nailed his maid on the stool with his hammer.
Uncle Joe nailed his maid on the stool with his hammer.
by WaterBuffalo779 August 05, 2016
A hammer is a very good fisherman. This motherfucker will catch a bass in a puddle of rain water with half a vexan and a bag of culprits with 25lb Cajun line. A fisherman Truly beyond His time.
Also a very large bass caught by said hammer, named that only by hammer who caught said bass.
Also a very large bass caught by said hammer, named that only by hammer who caught said bass.
“Did you see Greg won the Wednesday nighter?”
“Greg didn’t fish it tho?”
“He still won”
“ Fuckin Hammer 😳👌🏼🔨”
“Did y’all see ole Carlton drop 40 lbs on the scale? Boys HPDI is blown tf Up and he still got er done 100yds by the ramp, can’t compete with that hammer”
*Hammer Boat flips 7 lber over the deck*
*Shouts “FAWKIN HAMMER RIT DER SON!”*
“Greg didn’t fish it tho?”
“He still won”
“ Fuckin Hammer 😳👌🏼🔨”
“Did y’all see ole Carlton drop 40 lbs on the scale? Boys HPDI is blown tf Up and he still got er done 100yds by the ramp, can’t compete with that hammer”
*Hammer Boat flips 7 lber over the deck*
*Shouts “FAWKIN HAMMER RIT DER SON!”*
by DictionaryObass July 16, 2020
That guy I took home from the bar had a fucking hammer: he nailed me so hard I almost split in half.
by Gravitas00 July 18, 2018
by lisasimpson May 27, 2013
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by Likehats52 February 26, 2016
a big mistake. A catostrophe of epic proportions that will cause the responsible party to get in serious trouble. From the shortened phrase "you would have been better off to throw a hammer into it!"
Ex 1 Dude, you really hammered last night...you need to stay at my place while the dust settles?
Ex 2 "What happened to Joe?"
"He got fired because he hammered the big order."
Ex 2 "What happened to Joe?"
"He got fired because he hammered the big order."
by stasis___ January 23, 2007