egg-nut

Like grape nuts, but not as grapey.

That Egg-Nut sure looks like the grape nut I just saw!

by Rachaelness February 18, 2008

Egg Money

The money that is wasted when you drop your egg salad in the Costco lift.

*Egg salad slips and crashes to the ground*
"Oh no, EGG MONEYYYYYYYY"

1:"Got paid the other day"
2:"EGG MONEHH"

by CamelRider October 28, 2013

West Egg

A euphamism for a vagina.

"Damn girl, I'm ready to bust one up ya West Egg.!"

by Sonic Fan 666 January 4, 2010

Egg nog

First, you must participate in anal sex with your partner (doesn't matter what gender, as long as you're a guy) then you must ejaculate in their rectum and coninue to have anal sex with them. Eventually, the semen starts mixing with their feces. You then pull out and have your partner lick the mixture off of your penis

Guy 1: so did you get with Sally?
Guy 2: hell yeah! I gave her some egg nog!
Guy 1: awesome!

by Full moon massacre May 29, 2015

Cadbury Egg

Jacking off into a turd and filling it up with sperm then biting in to it resulting what appears to be a Cadbury Egg.

John: " I gave Drew my special Cadbury Egg and he enjoyed the cream filling."

by Panda Oz January 17, 2010

dragon eggs

A drug commonly used up north which is made from the ressin inside dragon eggs

alright uns got any dragon eggs mate?

by Jack Golding November 3, 2010

golden egg

every month you go without sex, you get one golden egg. only applies to month (january, february, etc.). does not include total amount of days. three golden eggs is a "turkey". six golden eggs is "platinum egg", and 12 golden eggs is "diamond egg". if you get to diamond egg, or even platinum egg, you should really consider your sex life.

Carl: How long has it been since you've had sex?
Benjamin: Well, I've got 7 golden eggs, so you do the math.

Mark: ugh, I'm on such a huge dry spell. 8 golden eggs.
Peter: haha, well i got you beat. Ive got a diamond and 2 golden eggs.

by qhdlongman May 30, 2020