Dan's Law

The amount of energy required to not be a piece of shit is equal to the amount of energy required to post this definition.

Why don't people abide by Dan's Law, its really not that hard.

by StatesRightsTater November 30, 2021

dan lengel

Some one who doesn't shut the fuck up. One who needs a muzzle as his Christmas present.

Dan lengel-i just found a skateboard it was awesome i love to skateboard.

Liz-shut the fuck up.

by fuckdan2 January 27, 2014

Dan Rodz

Dan rodz is a member of the QUTM family and has an uncontrollable love for unseasoned plain as f*ck chicken
He has a side piece called Alice (moz’s Niece) and has recently come out as bilingual

He hates Asians

Dan may or may not gag on his chicken

fkin OOOOOOOOOWW, Dan rodz! U chici bastad.

by Sukyamoda November 15, 2020

Dan

An absolute Twat who’s never on his fookin phone and doesn’t ever reply to anyone when they are trying to set something up

He never answers his phone.
What a Dan.

by The huuuge Cheese May 30, 2021

Dirty Dan

A middle aged man who visits the local bar 3+ times a week and usually gets a little too fucked up

“Dirty Dan had a rough night at Squires last night”

“Pat stop fiddling with your sister and get your old man a beer” -Dirty Dan

by eater_of_ass May 18, 2022

Dan | ダン

cool dude who runs a cool discord server

my god Dan | ダン is so sexy.

by sofais10 May 28, 2018

Be a Dan about it

When you can't handle what your feeling in an adult way & do whatever to make yourself feel better temporarily

She didn't get what she wanted so she's gonna be a Dan about it again

by Shortbuttmyd***tall September 25, 2022