Seattle Cream Soda

When a guy ejaculates into a filled soda can and leaves it for someone to drink.

Guy 1: This coke tastes kind of funny.
Guy 2: That's cause your drinking a seattle cream soda.
Guy 1: Ew. I'm gonna go shoot someone.

by hanktheman! December 8, 2009

scream for your cream

Scream = orgasm
Cream = c-c-c-cum!

"I want you to scream for your cream!"

by Rapeme September 21, 2007

Nebraska Scarlet and Cream

The true colors of the Nebraska Huskers or the act of fucking a girl vaginally while she is on her period during a Husker football game and then proceeding to ejaculate inside of her. After that you stick two fingers in her pussy from each hand, getting blood and jizz on each finger, and wipe it beneath each eye like a football players eye black.

True: dude why is there blood and jizz all over the new couch?

Neil: Playa I gave Rachel a Nebraska Scarlet and Cream in honor of the Huskers.

True: NOOO WAYYYY! Dude Rachels boyfriend, Aaron, is gunna be pissed.

Neil: No its all good, he's a Husker fan too.

by JOBA63 July 6, 2010

Ice Cream Sundae

When you put ice cream, sprinkles, whiped cream, and chocolate syrup in the womans vagana and eat it out

yo john i had a Ice Cream Sundae at beths house

by Nick Pearl12212 May 24, 2007

California Cream Pie

A sexual position: It involves one guy ejaculating in the woman's mouth after fellatio. The woman now spits the semen into the guys asshole. After the semen is lodged in the guy's asshole, the guy either farts or shits on the woman's face.

Note: Not limited to a guy and a girl; can be with more than one guy

He gave me the best California Cream Pie last night! It's still in my hair!

by Hugh G. Rekshinn October 23, 2009

69 cream pie

Two women having both recently had intercourse with the same man who ejaculated into each of them performing cunnilingus on the other.

Jack's bliss babe Anne and their girlfriend did the 69 cream pie while he got ready for another round.

by maplefrost May 26, 2009

cream-my-pantsarific

1. Something that is so terrific that it brings you to an instant orgasm or feeling of orgasmic pleasantness.
2. An object of lust that does, in fact, make you cream your pants when the subject is brought up/seen.
3. A brilliant mixture of the words "cream" "my" "pants" "Absolutely and "terrific" (making "cream-my-pantsarific") to describe something so desirable that you are brought to orgasm.

Johnny Depp is cream-my-pantsarific!

by A person May 23, 2006