coming

a jokefull word that means (come) in present tense but some horny -ass people use it as a sexual connotation which is annoying and you should stop it before i take out the chancla

Person 1-HEY WAIT UP IM COMING RIGHT NOW GIVE ME A SEC
Person 2-Oh your cumming let me get some of that *laugh*
Person 1- forget it im not going anywhere with you

by lolyou found me August 08, 2021

Yo come chill

Come hang with the homies

Me: waddup
You: Yo come chill

by CobraChicken14 September 09, 2021

Stupido come pino

Significa che hai seri problemi mentali.

Ciao, sei stupido come pino.

by gamer0990 December 12, 2022

jazzy come

The act of ejaculating to AI generated porn

Wow, that chick is hot! Even though it is AI generated, I'll jazzy come all over her!

by jizzygillespie March 16, 2023

9 coming down

A code used in the streets to alert the hustlers that the police is coming down the street.

9 coming down, 9 coming down

by OBOY June 19, 2021

Come it!

The contentious act of fakeagery. One who has come it, has come a long way, performed long routes, truly exposed it. Truly shown ur true colors, one who’s almost unrecognizable due to their recents acts of fakeagery.

1.)
The Roy: “Yo I can’t come to ur game anymore, I have ‘work’. Had to pick up an extra shift”
Darien and Enmanuel (Maybe Javian with luck): “Wow, come it then”.

2.)

Christian from the Y: “Yo, I’m not gonna work out today, Ashton and I are just tryna hoop.”
Darien: “Come it! Expose your true colors then!”

by poopingchicken191 January 23, 2024

Don’t come close

Don’t come close means if you come close you will get your ass beat.

Tell Aiyesha don’t come close before I beat her ass

by dareal1lulu November 15, 2020