Chocolate pain

The after effect of eating a curry or spicy Indian dish.

Person 1:Dude, you ok in there?
Person 2:Hell no, getting a bad case of chocolate pain in here

by Christato March 11, 2012

bed chocolate

A suspicious brown object that you discover upon your pillow when waking in the morning. How did it get there? No one will ever know. Not safe for consumption.

Hobo Jemima: That couldn't have been chocolate.
Hobo Cletus: Why not?
Hobo Jemima: It was too stanky.
Hobo Cletus: You're right... it must have been bed chocolate! Wait, I don't even have a bed!

by fuzzydickwumpkins January 11, 2012

Chocolate Tease

The act of someone offering to share one M&M out of their entire bag.

Katy: Hey Wendy, would you like an M&M?
Wendy: No thanks, one is just a chocolate tease and I'll only end up wanting for more.

by _ashes2ashes_ January 17, 2012

Chocolate Haircut

When you take a crap and some of the poo gets stuck on your ass hair, when the poo dries and you need to cut the hair so you can properly shit again!!

I spend too long in the toilet, I think I need a Chocolate Haircut so I can shit properly again.

by Saulness. November 30, 2011

Pop Chocolate

A term to describe a shitty Pop music album

Well it looks like (insert name of pop group here) is shiting us another bar of Pop Chocolate again

by Saiditagain3353754 December 8, 2011

Chocolate Rocks

A synonym for feces or defecate.

"Dude, you just stepped in a dog's chocolate rocks"

by ilovemycatalex September 2, 2011

little chocolate

Can refer to a snail, especially a garden snail, that you have befriended or a silly person in a humorous fashion

A: Have you seen my pet little chocolate?
B: Why would you keep a sweet as a pet?
A: I’m talking about my Gary the snail

by Toronto Esper May 27, 2023