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angel card

Your “V-card” or virginity
Amy: I want you to have my angel card, tonight’s the night.
Josh: Are you sure?
Amy: Positive.
by abby112824 December 1, 2018
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Shard card

To purchase items of greater value with cheap amounts of meth. It came be said to be better than cash when bardering or serving tweekers and junkies that have items and are desprete for shards.
I got a brand new pair of Jordans with my shard card and it only cost me 29 dollars
by LOUI-V October 21, 2018
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Marked Playing Cards

Marked Playing Cards are the deck of playing cards which have been marked with special invisible ink by a player who is preparing to cheat or a magician who is ready for making poker trick show. itis also be called marked cards, marked deck, cheating poker cards.

There are invisible ink marks on the reverse of each piece of playing cards or cut-out on their corners.

Different Marked Playing Cards need to be recognized with different luminous ink readers. Such as:
1. The back Marked Playing Cards can be detected by the infrared contact lenses or luminous ink glasses.
2. The barcode Marked Playing Cards need to be scanned by the poker camera scanner or poker analyzer.
3. The cut-out Marked Playing Cards can be read by naked eyes but the marks are so tiny that others are difficult to notice them.
4. The infrared Marked Playing Cards only can be checked by the special infrared playing cards scanning camera.
Using marked playing cards cheating at gambling games is considered a crime and therefore punished by law in some countries.
by Cardslenses October 31, 2018
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Cunt card

When you act like a cunt. But we all know you are a cunt anyways.
There goes erin pulling the cunt card.
I know man, but we knew this already right?!
by W8uknowit August 14, 2017
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Card Rage

When one becomes enraged when credit is declined upon purchase due to lack of funds or when their card is faulty and unreadable.
The ambulance was called because Johnny had card rage at the mall and smashed his face into the EFTPOS machine and died.
by punk chiq nz June 16, 2018
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The Gay Card

The Gay Card is something you give to a gay soccer team (France and Belgia) that likes to drink CockJuice for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Even at noon with his 3. Time trans (Someone who for example was a guy and became a woman and the regretted it and became a man again)
WHAT THE FUCK?!? BELGIA SHOULD GET THE GAY CARD
by TheNonCacoDestroyer July 6, 2018
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An appropriate card

1. A card played in Cards Against Humanity that sounds like it works and won't get your video demonetized, until you or someone else decided to read too far between the lines. See too appropriate

1b. A card played in Cards Against Humanity that actually works too well, so it doesn't get picked.

2. An excuse that shouldn't work, but it does. Works best in the form of something you might find on a notecard or some similarly sized, stiff, paper-like object
1. Well, the black card is “(Blank) reminds me of my weeaboo days” so an appropriate card is “sitting in my room with the lights out watching unrealistic videos by myself”… wait… that could mean something else…

1b. Well, the black card is “(Blank) reminds me of my weeaboo days” so I’ll play “being a weeaboo”. Wait, “sitting in my room with the lights out watching unrealistic videos by myself” won? I guess I played an appropriate card.

2. So, I was just getting arrested for stealing thousands of dollars of Hasbro games from Toys "R" Us, but I managed to grab the get out of jail free card from one of my new monopoly sets. Take that, racist cops!
by CaTastrophy427 July 10, 2018
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