Corn nut challenge

You and a buddy each have to individually swallow two bags of corn nuts whole without chewing the corn nuts. The turd that looks most like corn on the cob wins.

I challenged premo to a corn nut challenge , that dude shit out a Perfect cob!

by Throckmorton619 January 10, 2021

Pennsylvania Corn Cob

Eating a kernel of corn off of your relatives dick after they just fucked you in the ass.

No, I am not hungry, I just ate Uncle Scotty’s Pennsylvania Corn Cob.

by Bryoo August 1, 2021

Corn cave commando

1. Someone who likes discovering corn during anal sex.

2. A fag

Arthur loves being a corn cave commando with his Spanish boy toy.

by unscarred77 September 29, 2010

Nebraskan Corn Eating

The act of putting corn on the cob in a females vagina and then eating it while in the vagina

Nebraskan Corn Eating...yummy

by Kitty cat man May 14, 2014

Excuses are like corn ...

Excuses are like corn, there are many varieties.

Chela: I couldn't take you out on walk today, I was so busy and didn't get around to it.

Pino: Don't worry mommy. Excuses are like corn ... there are many varieties!

by Jack Pepino February 14, 2019

Chocolate Corn Cob

Your friend eats a bunch of corn. He takes a shit but doesn’t wipe. While it’s still moist and caked up in your friends cheeks, you run your dick in and out of his cheeks, while he lays on his stomach. The corn and shit gets stuck to your dick, forming the chocolate corn cob.

“Hey Jordan. You wanna do a chocolate corn cob?” “Hell yea, my wife just left and I’m laying on my stomach playing Call of Duty, pants are down, cheeks up.” “ok I’ll be over”.

by Skilzz March 12, 2023

Corn Cob Chandler

A red haired kid that eats 2D corn cobs.

You're a Corn Cob Chandler!

by Khelekra January 22, 2022