Tampon Boner

When a girl wears a tight pair of pants, leggings, or sweatpants and the tampon sticks out and looks like a little boner.
Yo, guy, lets go Nigga Gippin this way! No way, man! There is a chick with a Tampon Boner over there.
by R-e Miller June 06, 2015
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Cozy Boner

An erection produced from the thought of something extremely comfortable. Specifically, one produced entirely free from sexual thought/arousal. Usually occurs when one is very tired or lacking of sleep.
Dude, I was so tired in Calc 2 today that I started hallucinating about my pillow. Next thing I knew...I had a cozy boner.
by He who knows best April 11, 2011
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boner paws

A strange phenomenon that only occurs when many vintage grails are in one area. The magnitude of many heaters can cause the person to have a boner, pause.
“So much heat it cause a boner paws” -1980somethingco
by Da Vintage Miner October 11, 2021
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The Buffalo Boner

The act of sticking your dick which is covered in buffalo sauce up your partners ass then proceding to anal sex.
After Nate Ross finished his wings, Kloss took him out back and peformed an excellent demonstration of the Buffalo Boner.
by Rossmurdera25 April 09, 2010
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Trouser boner

When ones pants/trousers forms a slight rise in the genital area implying that you have an erection when you really don't
That was so embarrassing - everyone thought I had a boner! Although it was just a trouser boner.
by Rowensg June 09, 2014
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Monogamy boner

When you know you want to have a real romantic relationship with a specific person.
I'm pointing my monogamy boner at someone right now.
by Biker_Mael February 12, 2012
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Lubey Boner

When a male applies lube on his erected penis prior to masturbation or sexual intercourse.
Woman: I want you to boink me, but I'm not wet yet.
Man: Don't worry about it, I'll have a lubey boner.
by datlillarryb March 08, 2011
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