Boner-joy

To spread any kind of joy (euphoria, Christmas cheer, etc.) in any way as long as boners are involved in the process.

Tonight we're going to spread some boner-joy down at DICK's Sporting Goods by making a Bonequinn.

by Scraphê December 19, 2009

boner paws

A strange phenomenon that only occurs when many vintage grails are in one area. The magnitude of many heaters can cause the person to have a boner, pause.

“So much heat it cause a boner paws” -1980somethingco

by Da Vintage Miner October 10, 2021

boner drinker

some one who sucks dick, aka some one who drinks boners

That gay pride parade is always full of boner drinkers.

by I am Big Jake hear me roar March 12, 2009

Trouser boner

When ones pants/trousers forms a slight rise in the genital area implying that you have an erection when you really don't

That was so embarrassing - everyone thought I had a boner! Although it was just a trouser boner.

by Rowensg June 9, 2014

Lubey Boner

When a male applies lube on his erected penis prior to masturbation or sexual intercourse.

Woman: I want you to boink me, but I'm not wet yet.
Man: Don't worry about it, I'll have a lubey boner.

by datlillarryb March 23, 2011

Monogamy boner

When you know you want to have a real romantic relationship with a specific person.

I'm pointing my monogamy boner at someone right now.

by Biker_Mael March 28, 2012

Cozy Boner

An erection produced from the thought of something extremely comfortable. Specifically, one produced entirely free from sexual thought/arousal. Usually occurs when one is very tired or lacking of sleep.

Dude, I was so tired in Calc 2 today that I started hallucinating about my pillow. Next thing I knew...I had a cozy boner.

by He who knows best April 28, 2011