Soda Boner

When you drink like 4 red bulls and for some odd reason you feel a boner coming on.

Sebastian: Hails, you just drank 2 monsters!!!

Hails: Ik, man I have like the biggest soda boner right now!!!

Sebastian: Hails, you just drank 2 monsters!!!

Hails: Ik, man I have like the biggest soda boner right now!!!

by Alecthep May 16, 2014

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boner paws

A strange phenomenon that only occurs when many vintage grails are in one area. The magnitude of many heaters can cause the person to have a boner, pause.

“So much heat it cause a boner paws” -1980somethingco

by Da Vintage Miner October 10, 2021

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Monogamy boner

When you know you want to have a real romantic relationship with a specific person.

I'm pointing my monogamy boner at someone right now.

by Biker_Mael March 28, 2012

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An erection produced from the thought of something extremely comfortable. Specifically, one produced entirely free from sexual thought/arousal. Usually occurs when one is very tired or lacking of sleep.

Dude, I was so tired in Calc 2 today that I started hallucinating about my pillow. Next thing I knew...I had a cozy boner.

by He who knows best April 28, 2011

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Boner-joy

To spread any kind of joy (euphoria, Christmas cheer, etc.) in any way as long as boners are involved in the process.

Tonight we're going to spread some boner-joy down at DICK's Sporting Goods by making a Bonequinn.

by Scraphê December 19, 2009

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Boner Recall

The memory of an erotic situation where only the object of facination is remembered causing an involuntary erection. All other details are forgotten like the day, surroundings, or even names.

Guy1: Hmm those bananas are on sale.
Guy2: Bananas....oh my (covers groin).
Guy1: WTF!
Guy2: Sorry. Just had a total boner recall of the time in highschool that cheerleader was eating a banana.
Guy1: Damn, wish I was there.

by botoitchi March 1, 2010

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