Boner-joy

To spread any kind of joy (euphoria, Christmas cheer, etc.) in any way as long as boners are involved in the process.

Tonight we're going to spread some boner-joy down at DICK's Sporting Goods by making a Bonequinn.

by Scraphê December 19, 2009

Soda Boner

When you drink like 4 red bulls and for some odd reason you feel a boner coming on.

Sebastian: Hails, you just drank 2 monsters!!!

Hails: Ik, man I have like the biggest soda boner right now!!!

Sebastian: Hails, you just drank 2 monsters!!!

Hails: Ik, man I have like the biggest soda boner right now!!!

by Alecthep May 16, 2014

sleep boner

Sleep Boners are the weirdest thing ever. They occur when you just wake up when your friend down there just pops up and is ready for work.

Person one: *wakes up and yawns* Man, I got some good rest...*sproing* Well..you're a bit early eh? Man, sleep boners suck.
Person one's GF: Josh, who the hell are you talking to?

by The Chicken Warlord November 9, 2013

sweat boner

When it's so hot and humid outside and your ass and taint area sweat, you get an erection just by your wet underwear.

Why is this wedding outside? It's over 95 out here! I'm getting a sweat boner just standing here.

by Brigado May 3, 2011

boner paws

A strange phenomenon that only occurs when many vintage grails are in one area. The magnitude of many heaters can cause the person to have a boner, pause.

“So much heat it cause a boner paws” -1980somethingco

by Da Vintage Miner October 10, 2021

The Buffalo Boner

The act of sticking your dick which is covered in buffalo sauce up your partners ass then proceding to anal sex.

After Nate Ross finished his wings, Kloss took him out back and peformed an excellent demonstration of the Buffalo Boner.

by Rossmurdera25 April 9, 2010

Tampon Boner

When a girl wears a tight pair of pants, leggings, or sweatpants and the tampon sticks out and looks like a little boner.

Yo, guy, lets go Nigga Gippin this way! No way, man! There is a chick with a Tampon Boner over there.

by R-e Miller June 8, 2015