Stick your head in the microwave for 4:30. Low level dad blast should kill it and there's a 0.3% chance you'll get super powers.
by FORWARDS0G December 27, 2019
Get the Dad Blastmug. by aftab'd June 14, 2016
Get the Power blastedmug. The maximum level of alcoholic consumption where any additional drinks do not increase your state of drunkenness. Usually taken place between the hours of 3:30am and 7:00am on weekends, it is most commonly achieved when in a new social setting post-drinking where the new environment does not permit you to stop.
"Man, I was at this after party the other night but since I was at the bar beforehand, I ended up getting donkey blasted."
Dale got so donkey blasted the other night after the show, he ended up drinking till 7am with us in his parent's basement.
Dale got so donkey blasted the other night after the show, he ended up drinking till 7am with us in his parent's basement.
by TurtleKnee May 1, 2017
Get the donkey blastedmug. A combination of “slam/slammed” and “blasted” used to describe a higher level of stoned. A feeling of being slammed and blasted at the same time.
by slam blasted August 12, 2025
Get the Slam blastedmug. Tango ice blasts are amazing drinks which you can buy at bp or cinemas. Tango ice blast day Is 1st of every month
by tango ice blast March 1, 2022
Get the Tango Ice Blast Daymug. by talksickone July 3, 2015
Get the lemon blastedmug. A cup filled with semen that is mixed in with blue food coloring, sugar and is filled with ice cubes somewhat resembling a Taco Bell Baja Blast.
by Toonzy February 21, 2021
Get the Baja Blastmug.