Biggie Travolta: man you know that girl Ashly ?
John Bigums: Yeah that bitch has a 4 inch Clit, she is a total Bed Frog.
John Bigums: Yeah that bitch has a 4 inch Clit, she is a total Bed Frog.
by TerraHawk August 10, 2012

When you can’t sleep at night because of some type of discomfort. Similar frustrations to blue balls.
by Blue_bed February 10, 2018

When someone (or your dog) is lying in bed, usually on their side, throwing a dramatic side eye — typically out of pettiness, judgment, fake sleep, or pure drama. Most often seen in memes, TikToks, or when you’re pretending to sleep but still watching the chaos unfold.
Synonyms:
Passive-aggressive rest, bedtime shade, horizontal judgment
Antonym:
Guten Morgan
Synonyms:
Passive-aggressive rest, bedtime shade, horizontal judgment
Antonym:
Guten Morgan
“I wasn’t even mad, I just hit her with the side eye bed pose and rolled over.”
“Caught my man doing the side eye bed pose because I watched the show without him.”
“Caught my man doing the side eye bed pose because I watched the show without him.”
by Aoxomoxoa317 August 6, 2025

by Sabrina's_ LA Juno_Pose November 20, 2024

Response when someone’s either acting like a child complaining about their life; or when someone is being overly dramatic about a minor inconvenience. Telling them they are acting like a child needing a nap, and no one really cares about the problem.
He complained to his coworker; I went bed an hour early just to wake up and hour early!
Go to bed about it… doesn’t sound like there’s even a problem there bud.
Go to bed about it… doesn’t sound like there’s even a problem there bud.
by Darc0n7 August 16, 2025

Also known as a Kansas Backburner, it is an sexual position where two or more partners (of any sexuality) make fierce love on a bed of ants causing their skin to appear red and dark as if they recently came out of a tanning bed.
“You and Stacy still hanging out”
“No way, man. She wanted to do a Carolina Tanning Bed. I can’t handle that many ant bites”
“No way, man. She wanted to do a Carolina Tanning Bed. I can’t handle that many ant bites”
by JackieChanIsAHero June 3, 2020

Found in ohio, this entity loves pecan cookies. And won’t hurt you, they’re around 13 ft tall, approximately. They love small, and tight spaces, and are cat like. They’re safe creatures, and they’re diet is a omnivorous diet. Eating small dogs, and bats, but also plants, such as tomatoes, and eggplant.
by Susssy Baka 3736869 December 6, 2022
