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basstard

basstard

a snappy (that i thought i invented:P) come-back to counter being called a gaytarist. (guitarist)we all know guitar is better than bass! ;)
example of using basstard in an every day musicians life

2 dudes sitting, followed by being bored and silent

dude1: oh my god ur such a dick
dude2: that was random....u GAY-tarist
dude!: WHAT??? guitar is better than bass man...ur such a BASS-tard.
dude2: ooooohhhh touche, mate, touche.
by metal ninja June 1, 2006
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bassettdawg is a thug
by Liso June 21, 2003
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Like a Dutch Rudder, only the recipient auto-felates, whilst the participant manually moves their head up and down.
Wow, last night was wild, I think I made doug give me a Shatner's Bassoon!
by Calibre Hull April 30, 2011
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bassotti

Having a really big glass dildo shoved in your anus at all times during the day.
Im feeling like a bassotti right now, after what happened last night.
by KARAAAAAAN November 16, 2011
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Clownstep bassline

A woman who wobbles when she moves. Can be a compliment or an insult depending on where the wobbles are.
She's got more wobz than a clownstep bassline.
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shatners bassoon

The part of the brain that contains the musical instrument captain kirk of the USS Enterprise owned in 1967 and used to perform to the crew on Friday nights around stardate 16 400 supplimental. Spock,

Bones and Scotty occassionaly made up the woodwind quartet with their own instruments - The saxaphone, picollo and English horn to the delight of the crew.
Bones (To Spock) : Spock you confounded fool the captain has been flying solo since 8pm on his basoon!
Spock (To Bones) : Facinating..
Scotty (To All) : Come on! We've gotta help him, grab your instruments and meet me on the bridge.
All : (Musical Mayhem)

A la : Shatners Bassoon
by Krikkers Maggo March 2, 2007
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bassline

what u say if something is cool or awsome. only, it replaces all those old words and is much cooler.
dude, did u see that girl emily? she's SO bassline!
this game is fucking bassline.
by emily March 16, 2005
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