D.A.S

Dumbass Syndrome.

Guy 1:We should get that guy a shirt with D.A.S printed on it!
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: He obviously has a severe case of D.A.S

by Whaleface March 23, 2010

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qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm nope hah i got q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

by nhigudghjiklntrhyju7iljnkm,yh March 4, 2019

A.S.A.F.

Abbreviation for "As Soon As Fuck". Meant to replace ASAP in casual and less professional situations.

"When do you want to leave this concert?"
"A.S.A.F."

"How quickly are we going to get to the bar?"
"A.S.A.F"

"I'll be there A.S.A.F"

by AJKQ December 29, 2009

g.a.s.

ghetto ass shit

dude that was some g.a.s.

by tim fitzgerald, kolbie glionna August 25, 2010

smooth as butter

smooth as cancer

aids man i have that smooth as butter

by cancertree May 16, 2016

A.D.I.D.A.S.

Acronym for A Dog Is Doing A Shit.
Also name of a shoe company which recently bought up Nike.

Oh look, A.D.I.D.A.S. (A Dog Is Doing A Shit) -- how disgusting

by Avoura December 28, 2005

a.s.k.a.

Also Simply Known As

Rajasingh Welligamarathne also simply known as (a.s.k.a.) AJ.

by Jehan January 18, 2008