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I think therefore, I am

The idea that you are only conscious that you exist, as you are conscious, everything else could be fake, and all a part of your own thoughts, an idea that you only are sure that you exist. Derived from Cogito ergo sum.
Person 1 - "Yo bro do you exist"
Philosopher- "I think therefore, I am"
Person 1 - "Huh?"
Philosopher - "As far as I'm aware, but by that philosophy, you will never know if anything but you exists :)"
Person 1 - "...oh"
by phil_lane July 3, 2024
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Am

Short for actual motherfucker and is used for some one you hate.Also pronounced A.M

Synonyms
Asshole
hoe
Bitch
Penis
Cassie from euphoria
Cunt
Piece of shit
She was being an am
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11:00 AM

Teenagers with strict parents are mercilessly ridiculed for waking up past this time.
Dads use it as a scapegoat to make their kids feel as though they are irresponsible and inadequate adults, no matter the actual bedtime or workload that the child has to deal with.
Son: "Dad, can I go out to Applebees with my friends later?"
Dad: "Fuck no, not when you're getting up past 11:00 AM every weekend! I got up at SIX this morning to drive your brother to his tutor, you lazy ingrate!"
by tostetoes April 6, 2020
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4 am

A notification on my phone that its time for bed and to quit talking to "him"
'phone alarm rings'
me: shit i gotta go its 4 am
him: awe ok good night
me: good night
me: 'cries'
by qwerty.b November 12, 2019
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Ams

Ams is basically the same thing as "I am" just more casual. Since of course, "I am" or "I'm" is more on the formal side of English. And well who wants that? It's already 2021.
Ams a little tired, I had a long day of eating. I know I said I loved that one guy named George, but ams not really serious about it.
by The holy sheep January 3, 2021
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