alaskan torpedo

(N) the act of shitting a huge turd, freezing it, and using it as a dildo.

Hey babe is the Alaskan torpedo frozen

by Jakdeez February 17, 2017

alaskan king crabs

Crabs and genital warts combined

Shit man she gave me warts now I got Alaskan king crabs.

by 420024 anal June 18, 2018

Alaskan flounder basket

While you and your significant other are making love, and she/He proceedes to give you a glow job with his anaus directly above your chest giving you a perfect view for the "show". Then right before you orgasm your partner gloriously defecates all over your face and chest.

The other day daisy gave me an Alaskan flounder basket, and it was beautiful!

by ASK ME WHY June 13, 2017

alaskan toilet paper

Alaskan toilet paper is when you take a nasty ass shit and flatten it out with a rolling pin and freeze it and then use the frozen shit patty to wipe your ass after you take a shit

"fuck im out of toilet paper, looks like im going to have to make some alaskan toilet paper

by blakesmittty June 21, 2017

alaskan wheelchair

Daubinski's signature sex move...You sit her down on a wheelchair and bang her with an ice dildo.

Bruh I just tried the alaskan wheelchair... bruh.

by Daubinski July 16, 2017

alaskan minute

A very long time. Not just a few days or weeks but months or years.

"So dude how long has it been since you ate at Applebees?"
"Man it's been an Alaskan minute!!"

by Mrdefineit July 27, 2017

alaskan margarita

An Alaskan margarita begins with deepfreezing a cylindrical smelly piece of shit. After a few hours, once it's rock-solid, stick it half way up your partner's butt. The last step is to urinate on the emerged part of the shitberg while placing a margarita glass to recuperate the cocktail.

"I think I got frostbites on my ass because of last night's Alaskan margarita"

by Mr fingers August 4, 2017