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fuck a zombie

a phrase stated when you know that your in big trouble for not doing something or a impending doom soon to involve you, which in consequence you join the ranks of the undead.
dude1: hey man, did you did that assignment that the teacher Mr. satanic/evil/going to kill you.
dude2: oh fuck a zombie, no, please make sure to tell my girlfriend i love her, before i eat you alls brains.
dude1: ...so does this mean i can get together with your girlfriend?
dude1: your first on my eat list.
by sticky_cake_2 October 21, 2012
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Zombie Bitch Slap

After using the Corpse Rudder you ejaculate in the hand then tickle their nose.
Carla woke up after the party to find she had been Zombie Bitch Slapped.
by TittyMonster_69 May 14, 2015
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Zombie top

To get head by some girl who is Really ugly or unattractive to the general population
Damn bro that zombie top from that fat bitch behind the bar last night was fire
by J nasty January 11, 2020
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Zombie

A person who is dead asleep and will wake up looking like trash.
She is a zombie with her face looking like that.
by Zuzubts May 15, 2018
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Zombie

A dead, hungry cannibal that has forgot how to die.
This one zombie tried to bite me. So i shot him.
by fixo March 6, 2019
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zombie land

term used by the special forces soldiers in the Micheal Bay movie 13 HOURS: THE SECRET SOLDIERS OF BENGHAZI to denote that all shots taken should be kill shots. *not verified that this is an actual term used or that the interpretation of it's usage was taken as intended.
All weapons hot, any enemy movement to be considered a direct threat. Any thing that doesn't strobe as friendly is residing in zombie land.
by ISREAL FREIDMANN August 1, 2018
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Zombie ad

When the girl you are fucking and gives out and stop's putting in effort.
Girl totally gave up, became a zombie ad
by Shehowlsatnight July 4, 2018
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