slippery unicorn

When you put an ice cream cone on your head and you penetrate the woman's vaginal chamber while, screaming "I'm an invincible unicorn!"

Jay: Hey did you see Garrett yesterday?
Mark: Yeah, wasn't he doing the slippery unicorn to his girl.
Jay: What the fuck I was talking about I saw them at the arcade yesterday! Are you high?!
Mark:Maybe

by DuckLord500 May 30, 2024

Desert Unicorn

A girl from Vegas that isn't a whore

you see that girl over there, she's a Desert unicorn bro

by RedxArrowx7 January 20, 2019

portland unicorn

When the clitoris of a woke lesbian is sucked soo hard that it becomes a decent sized penis for a period of time. This can cause depression in the subject and they may need counseling.

OMG! Taylor gave Madison a MASSIVE Portland Unicorn. Now she’s locked herself in her room & wont come out!!

by UknowhatImean November 1, 2023

Puffs of Hot Air From the Lips of a Ghost in the Shadow of a Unicorns Dream

1. A lie.
2. A figment of the imagination
3. Something that never existed

"I thought I payed the rent but I guess it was just Puffs of Hot Air From the Lips of a Ghost in the Shadow of a Unicorns Dream."

by anonymous April 24, 2023

Goin' Unicorn

The act of putting your head between your bricked up friends legs to mimic having a unicorn horn.

Mom Person - "What the hell are you two doing!?"
Person One - "Oh shit-"
Person Two - "Wait! I can explain! Were Goin' Unicorn!'
Mom Person - "No! You're goin' to a mental institution!"

by DreamyDough February 23, 2024