On a Donkey's Left Toe

verb;
The toe of a donkey, preferably on the left side.
I swear on a donkey's left toe that Greta left her husband for Tom.
by urstinkyunclesam March 21, 2022
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Jersey Left

When you have to go right to turn left , aka a jughandle.
You have to make a left on to Levitt Pkwy from Rt 130 South, but it's a Jersey Left so stay in the right lane so you don't miss it.
by MistrustLoon March 30, 2023
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Supernatural is situationally procedural for left shank accidents: The First Juvenile Release...《¤》
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 02, 2025
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Lisa left the paper towel

When a hard working individual distracts another hard working individual with a mofo paper towel...
"Lisa left the paper towel!"

Information was written, but they couldn't write their information fast enough because Lisa left the g-d d-mn paper towel!
by Handy ManWell February 06, 2021
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going left

When you going through facebook photos, clicking the left arrow first to see what they looked like years ago.
Going left on Jay Jones Facebook photos revealed he has always been hot.
by lefty1011 October 19, 2013
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Left Lane Autism

When someone continuously drives in the left lane of a highway below an acceptable speed oblivious to the obvious social cues of being passed on the right. The driver will also fail to make eye contact or acknowledge the multitude of vehicles parading by.
I was stuck behind this guy with left lane autism for at least seven miles. I watched him get passed by thirteen vehicles including two loaded dump trucks and a piece of farm equipment.
by BellsBeach50 July 21, 2023
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left handed scissor

When a male and a female go at it ass to vagina, respectively, using a double-ended dildo.
Nothing gets me off like a good Left Handed Scissoring with my girl!

Friend: Did you see Kobe bust his achilles?
Reply: Ya he went down awkward, like a Left Handed Scissor.
by the_cosby_sweater March 18, 2014
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