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piss hammered

so drunk you pee uncontrollably
Connor was so piss hammered that he pissed all over marissa amor
by Bacrow October 28, 2013
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hammer-shlammer

verb: to take a dump with explosive force
noun: explosive diarrhea
Someone hammer-shlammered in the bathroom stall.

I can't go out tonight as I have to clean the hammer-shlammer from my dog's crate, the walls and the rug.
by Donna Su July 13, 2006
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houston hammer

when in texas you analy fuck your bitch, then you cum in her eyeballs, causing her puss puss to spread wide open and scream spank me daddy.
damn that houston hammer sesh was unbearable last night.
by Sir. Faggot September 15, 2017
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Deadblow hammer

Just as you blow your load, you punch her in the back of the head, knocking her out! Run like a plankton!! 10 mins away
I Deadblow hammer fullballs stepdaughter and run the for Hillary and Scarborough!
by Plancton from Hillary or scabs November 28, 2018
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Prego-hammered

The pseudo-tipsy feeling a pregnant woman achieves when drinking non-alcoholic beer.
Getting prego-hammered tonight on Budweiser Zero while solving some Wheel of Fortune puzzles with my husband!
by BRTomo January 13, 2021
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hammer dialling

A telephone dialling technique that can only be done with a rotary phone. Rotary telephones use timed pulses to encode numbers when dialling, such pulses could be imitated by a skilled user rapidly depressing the hang up mechanism and bypass the dial rotor entirely. The name comes from the action and sound of the dialler hurriedly tapping or "hammering" on the top of the phone. This was done to save time as dialling a rotary phone conventionally could take as long as three seconds to input a single number. If you knew the number you were calling well, you could memorize the pulses and hammer them out yourself in half the time.
"Alan sure is on the phone often, he's even learned to hammer dial the Thompson's house."

"Gee, what would make him call the Thompson's so much that he's hammer dialling their number?"
by Stressed Fish January 11, 2023
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