When a dick is so erect that it becomes an offensive machine, quickly but swiftly having intercourse with an nearby women or men.
by Dino Marcockass March 1, 2018
Get the Offensive Dickmug. by Juan cent June 8, 2018
Get the centipede dickmug. The hair on the bottom side of your penis but not on your ball sack. Also can be used to describe a giant douche bag.
If you don't shave your dick-Beard she won't want to blow you.
Captain Curran told us he would smoke us till we threw up, and I was like dude quite being such a dick-beard.
Captain Curran told us he would smoke us till we threw up, and I was like dude quite being such a dick-beard.
by Cadet wonder boy September 1, 2012
Get the Dick-beardmug. A woman who can't get enough dick and tries to steal all the dick she sees any other woman with. Often can be heard making grunting noises just before she mounts and tends to sqeal like Ned Beatty did in the movie "Deliverance" at the critical juncture of rooting. She is never satisfied and will root until becoming emaciated and dehydrated if allowed to do so. At times, she can be a really good girl to know. She only befriends swamp donkeys as stealing the dick is easier to accomplish. The young dick hog is not choosy, but the more advanced may become size queens later in life. Dick hogs often have large litters of kids since precaution is thrown to the wind when a dick presents an opportunity for rooting.
Chuck: "I heard the dick hog is back in town, I think I'll drive down to the gas station when she gets off work, take her behind the RR tracks and get some."
Bill: "Careful Chuck, I hear the dick hog is one bad bitin' sow!"
Bill: "Careful Chuck, I hear the dick hog is one bad bitin' sow!"
by billybadasswv November 4, 2010
Get the dick hogmug. The term given to the male genitalia after repetitive, extensive use, leaving it raw and tender much like sashimi, or sushi. It is thus rendered incapable to perform it's erectile duties.
by tricky_dicky January 27, 2015
Get the sashimi dickmug. I was going hard with my mans Timmy when suddenly I felt a large “dick tag” scrapping the inner-walls of my putang
by Haylson meateater August 5, 2018
Get the Dick tagmug. When you put Carmel whip cream and chocolate syrup on your dick and you have your significant other lick/suck it off
by Dick sun dae September 18, 2013
Get the dick sundaemug.