Alex Thomas

Alex Thomas is a bent who wanks over his teachers. He once asked his mate JP to “do it” and then then proceeded to finger his arsehole. He simps for girls and also has a severe case of knob cheese

Alex Thomas: “Lets do it...”

by user_heks7384783 June 20, 2020

Alex Barnes

A person that can be very annoying and not respect your space! He makes weird noises and is an endangered species! WATCH OUT!!

Alex Barnes is annoying.

by KP16 May 2, 2019

Alex Albon

A humble F1 driver, who can drive a Williams into points consecutively.

- Wow! Alex Albon came 10th in a Williams!
- He’s driving amazing!

by mrmalac May 9, 2022

Alex Carmona

Aka Ali Baba . A local celeb of Stamford CT area used to be a mayor in brooklyn

Is that Ali Baba , yep, but his real name is Alex Carmona

by CarmsCarmine March 25, 2022

Alex Shabib

He’s a stud. He gets all the girls. He gets laid in middle school. he’s not smart but he sure is funny. Usually Arabic. Very cool guy to hangout with.

Me: you see Alex Shabib?
Freind: ye y?
Me: He’s such a stud

by Used to date and alex69 July 22, 2019

Floppy Alex

Some gay short kid that goes to your high school, get penetrated so hard his back breaks and becomes floppy

Alex: getting penetrated

Alex: back breaks
Alex: becomes Floppy Alex

by [e-mail] April 27, 2017

Alex’s dad

Dead

Person one: did you hear about Alex’s dad?
Person two: no?
Person one: he’s dead

by Yeah brudda July 26, 2020