Mongolian Spider

When you take a tarantula and put it in a woman's vaginas, the you fuck her missionary with the spider inside.

Person 1: My boyfriend Mongolian Spidered me last night!
Person 2: How was it?
Person 1: Amazing!!

by RealUrethraFranklin May 1, 2025

Spider goulash

1. A phrase my father said when my mother made tomato and sausage pasta.
2. (Exclamation) An exclamatory phrase conveying anger or frustration

Ex. “Spider goulash again?!”- my dad
Ex. “Oh spider goulash, I can’t find my car!”- my sister

by Ballhumper November 19, 2023

Spider karma

The cosmic principle that dictates that whenever you kill a spider, a larger spider will scare you at some point in the future.

I safely catch the spider in a cup to release him outside so I can maintain good spider karma.

by anonymous October 24, 2023

spider miu

a stupid gif that is miu iruma crawing like a fucking spider

me: *sends gif*
S: WTF IS THAT
me: that is spider miu w0r3sh!p h3R 0r D!3
S: this is why you dont have friends-

by 404_innit April 4, 2023

Spider Bub

when your bubby has her feet on the wall because she’s too hot and becomes spider bub.

Spider bub, spider bub, does whatever a spider bub does, can she swing from a web? No she can’t because she’s a spider bub

by bubbeyyyy January 17, 2022

Spider Sam

Someone who likes to collect blood-sucking insects.

Look at Spider Sam. He loves to collect blood-suckers. It's why he's with Danielle.

by Lams369 November 26, 2023

Spider-Cock

The-Spider cock is a extremely infectious disease that occurs during a blowjob or masturbation when the victim tugs a little to hard on the tip of their dick. Because of this they rip the top/tip of their dick off to reveal a metallic colored humanoid spider hiding in a hollow meaty blood tube inside of their dick which it has eaten out over time, and along the inside of your shaft are the spider-cock’s baby eggs growing about to burst! Once spider-cock realizes that it has been revealed it quickly climbs to the top of your dick and stabs itself into place on top of your cock causing extreme pain, as it soon starts screaming at you, and digs deeper into your cock in a fit of rage.

The only cure is to self circumcise or take the shower, crank that baby on high, change it too the sprayer, turn the water as hot as possible, and let that mf spray Spider-Cock away.

You will have to get a prosthetic dick if not treated promptly to discovery.

Nicky: *sucking cock* oh tod *chokes on his schlong* your dick *mmmmhphhhh*! Your dick is so yummy!
Tod: oh I know babes, it is 9 inches long!
Nicky: WHAT THE FUCK ONLY 9 INCHES LONG!
Nicky: *rips her head away from his cock*
Tod: FUCK women! You just ripped off the tip of my dick!
Nicky: ohhhh, is that my faul- TOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IN YOUR SHAFT? - IS THAT A TUBE!? OH MY there’s a fucking SPIDER CLIMBING OUT OF YOUR DICK!!
Tod: GET THE HOSE I AM not GOING TO CIRCUMSISE THIS ONE IT IS THE THIRD TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED! I AM NOT PAYING $3000 FOR ANOTHER DICK BECAUSE OF A Spider-Cock, WE ARE GOING TO SOW THE TIP BACK ON!
Nicky: uHMM! bye-

by Laglog December 2, 2024