scum slapped

to be struck across the face with the drool saturated hand of a baby, resulting in spastic wiping off of the face.

"that baby may look cute but if ya get to close your gonna get scum slapped."

by th hit man February 1, 2008

Wrapper Slapper

when your done fucking your girlfriend and she's all like OMG that was great. you take off your condom and slap her in the face with it.

BOOM bitch! eat my Wrapper Slapper

by sir warapper slapper January 24, 2011

Die Slappenhymen

Vigorous five-fingered slaps administered to the vulval region of a woman who was asking for it

She kept insisting Ron Paul was a real person, so I gave her Die Slappenhymen.

by the_great_ganonderp August 23, 2011

flapper slappers

the beef curtain like flaps of atrocious leg skin of a flappy slappy. Most likely trying to be distracted from by using the horrible boob job that was bought along with the wardrobe from the trailor park.

'Those overly priced orangutan titties definetly dont distract from those flapper slappers.'

by snappy_holla August 12, 2012

dough slapper

a person that slaps dough for entertainment

Daquarius was a dough slapper

by xxwwhu April 21, 2016

Salami Slapper

A very sexy gay-stripper name

"Damn, that Salami Slapper was hot last night"

by ilovecookie5432 February 7, 2018

audio bitch slapper

annoying caller tunes which discourage random callers from leaving voice messages that eat up valuable time, or cellular minutes, retrieving them.

Caller: Uh! I hung up bc your caller tune is so long and annoying!

Reply: I know, its my audio bitch slapper so i can cut down on time spent retrieving voicemail, now only determined callers leave messages. I wish people whould just text their messages!

by tenzen January 2, 2009