Salty

Defensive, upset, lashes back

Dude Kevin was salty when u made fun of him last night

BRO IKKKKK

by Joey 553 December 23, 2017

Salty

Angry; not polite
annoyed or upset, especially when this is unreasonable

Alex was salty that she didn’t want to be with him anymore so he did anything he could to hurt her for leaving him

by G2G4lyfe September 11, 2023

salty edward

A circle of smoked cheese wrapped around some ridge cut salted crisps

Man I could sure do with smashing a few salty Edwards into my repugnant shmeckle

by Shrivelled dingus August 22, 2019

salty chlorine

its what ur jizz tastes like

When i went to stephens the other night i couldve sworn i was swallowing salty chlorine.

by laelala March 10, 2007

Salty Regards

Salty Regards - a term that originated on r/WSB and means 'regards' that lost most of their portfolio in one play on options and lost the remainder on revenge play the same week.

Example: What's with the new faces at Wendy's mom?

Mom/Karen - Salty Regards, from last week. Waiting in line to apply for a day job but can't afford non-slip black shoes so get turned away.

Child - Aww I see.. I miss my brother..

Mom/Karen - That's also why your older brother is moving in back home tomorrow.

Child - Yayyy!

by Chad_Tyrone July 1, 2024

Salty Socket

Pissing in an electrical outlet

Remember when Johnny died from the salty socket?

by Boredom Central December 16, 2024

salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016