social retard

a loser, geek, nerd, or a dork that was mistakenly invited to an "all cool people party"...

"why did you invite her? she's a social retard!!!"

by szcarlette August 27, 2006

borderline retarded

A religious person.

Religious people are borderline retarded. Simple as that.

by RabidCarnivorousGiraffe July 30, 2016

Retarded Sniper

a sniper in call of duty 4, who uses any of these of the following perks: Iron lungs,juggernaut,overkill,martyrdom,uav jammer or extreme conditioning

wow look at that retarded sniper. He has uav jammer and extreme conditioning on his sniper. (i dont see snipers running for long distances do you??) what a dumbass

by m16 pro March 2, 2009

Roblox Retard

Roblox Retard is a way of describing someone who plays the game ‘Roblox’ slow.

People say afl mentality is good. I call them Roblox Retards.

by EFL>AFL March 28, 2019

flame retardant

Person or object used by males to block advances from memebers of the same sex.

I had to go to a gay bar with my friend Christopher the other night so I invited my friend Laura to go and pretend to be my girl friend and act as a Flame Retardant.

by SI_ex_pat February 8, 2010

Quality Retard

There are some idiots, then some idiots who really can't function. The cream of the crop, they lack basic understanding of a subject, yet attempt to look down on people with that understanding.

Some people are arguing in parody about politics in order to make fun of the Republican party, but then the quality retard patronizes the people about politics, when it's obvious they don't know anything about politics or the Republican Party.

Someone who walks into a hospital room and amicably punches his friend who just got a whole host of injections in the punched arm.

Someone with birth defects, but not enough that you actually feel bad.

by Eric Chaperone August 11, 2010

Retarded Seal

A retarded seal isn't really a seal. He's accually an asshole who dosen't say hi to you when you say hi to it/him. Retarded Seals are quite stupid ovbiously from the name. They usually have jew-fros and say "WHAAT?!" all the time. Retarded Seals also have Type 1 Diabetes along with ADD. They are sad poeple with very big eyebrows who might just be loners for the rest of their lives. They also usually walk around school thinking they're the shit. Retarded Seals also have the tendency to have really stupid and annoying laughs and they absoutley positivley do not know how to spell for their lives.

Alice: "Did you see Mark today?"
Rian: "Yeah, he was a total Retarded Seal."
Alice: "I know...he failed his spelling test too."

by i love strawberries(: <3 June 8, 2011