potato constant

The amount of time a human being can go without showering before the guilt literally kills them.

Stay back! I am approaching the potato constant!

by Boboneoone September 14, 2016

Potato gems

The tiny pieces of potato that inevitably get stuck to the pan whenever you make tater tots.

Also what the Australians unfortunately call tator tots.

Do you want some potato gems tonight?

by Borego February 9, 2019

Potato-Headed.

When someone looks like the parts of their face don't belong together, as if another person added random face pieces.

It looks like he's potato-headed.

by hiericas October 2, 2012

Couch potato

When a guy sits on the couch and smokes a cigarette while getting a blowjob

Hey you wanna play a drinking game?
No how about we play couch potato

by Mr susu November 21, 2018

Adam is a potato

A retarded chipmunk lookin head ass beaver

Oh my god, that kid Adam is a potato.

by Britney omg lawl August 11, 2018

potato lyfe

When you love potatoes and you are livin dat potato lyfe!!!

Mom~ Why type of clothes should I buy for you?
Kid~ ANYTHING WITH FLUFFING POTATOES!!!
you see potato pjs kid~ OH MY GERD GIMMIE THOSE
Mom~ What is you obsession with potatoes?
Kid~ Um have you never looked up "Potato lyfe" in urban dictionary?
Mom~ No...
Kid~ IT MEANS I LOVE FLUFFING POTATOES

by Llama Chicken McNugget March 10, 2017

footed potato

A fat girl that resembles a potato with feet. Also known as a footed potato.

Hey Man look at that fatchick she looks like a damn footed potato.

by John Henryz June 28, 2010