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Ghost Panting

The act of pretending to Pant heavily (just like after sex) when you stop riding your illegal Electric Bike (for definition of illegal Electric Bike see EAPC Ghost Rider's definitions: Ghost Riding) at the traffic lights to make people and the Police think you have been propelling your EAPC legally when in fact you have been travelling at over 15.5 mph and Ghost Riding (see previous definition).
I love to do Ghost Panting which is fake Panting at the traffic lights after Ghost Riding my Electric Bike at 25 mph to make people think I have been propelling my illegal Electric Bike by the pedals.
by EAPC Ghost Rider July 11, 2020
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lad pants

tall boys who wear skinny light grey joggers to flex their body parts
hey did you see jon wearing those lad pants yesterday, I could see EVERYTHING!
by ladpantshater October 10, 2019
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hag pants

Baggy, bell bottomed hippie pants. Typically with trippy or floral designs. Made from comfortable fabric material
Friend one "those are some rad pants man"

Friend two "they're called hag pants bro"
by Skylar Jones September 17, 2013
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Pants-card

someone's roster of sexual partners - a takeoff on the old-timey "dance card"
This really gross dude tried to take me home the other night, but I explained to him that my pants-card was full!
by Candylaw March 18, 2014
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pant juice

1. The residue left behind by an unsatisfied erection
2. The stains left by a handjob
3. The semen produced by a guy who jizzes in his pants
Lindsey likes to sniff guys when they walk by for the aroma of pant juice.
by poonzilla234 August 22, 2009
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Don's Pants

A mild expletive, on the order of darn or gosh. Etymology unknown. Regional. Usage limited to greater Cincinnati.
Don's pants, this pumpkin spice latte is tasty!

Don's pants, Aaron Rodgers just can't get along with his family!
by Manhattan Word Man September 18, 2020
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fizzy pants

When a girl has the sudden urge for sex or is feeling horny
Hey Emma have you ever had that feeling of fizzy pants?
Yea that feeling when you want to go have sex with a lad
by Mk2_lady December 27, 2014
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