Groot Test

When you're on Tinder or another dating app and you think that you you're talking to a bot, so you message them "I AM GROOT!". If it's a bot then they will get super confused and send a generic message and if they're actually real and get the reference then they hopefully wont unmatch you.

Named after the character Groot from Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy series, who can only say "I AM GROOT". Kinda like a pokémon.

Match: Hey there, whats up?
Me: I AM GROOT!
Match: Thats so cool! Hey, follow me on my instagram, definitelynotabot21103.
Me: yeah, you failed the Groot Test.
*unmatches

by Purveyor_of_Memes April 20, 2018

Friend test

The first time you bring a significant other around your friends to see what they think of him/her.

At first, I really liked her, but when she failed the friend test, I had to let her go.

by drkobra September 29, 2017

M test

The practice of a woman or girl falsely claiming that she is an M male at the beginning of an anonymous online chat to determine whether the guy she is interacting with is only talking to her because of the possibility she might be a female with whom he could be sexting or engaging in sexual activities.

Girl 1: Hey, so have you found anyone interesting on that anonymous app so far?
Girl 2: Well, I found a guy who seemed so chill and said he was looking for genuine friends, but he failed the M test.
Girl 1: You told him you're a guy to see if he's legit? You're so sneaky, lol.
Girl 2: Yeah, he ended the chat immediately after that. Oh well, he was probably just some creep who preys on girls like me anyway. "Just looking for friends" my ass...
Girl 1: An ass he should be regretting not having a chance to see, haha.
Girl 2: Shut up, haha

by DreamFox May 26, 2024

The bench test

When you and your three closest male friends sit on a bench and jerk each other off at the same time. The first one to cum is gay. Giving you a benchmark of who is the gayest.

"I'm not gay and I'll prove it. There is a bench over there, lest do the bench test."

by Thomas the tank conductor July 03, 2022

Another test

Another test is a expression to do a test

Another test is again

by xMrTRex November 08, 2020

Indian Taste Test

When you pour chicken Tikka-Masala over you sexual partner's ass and lick it down to their asshole from font to back (full gooche coverage is required). Bonus point if it's extra spicy.

Raj was crazy last night, gave me an indian taste test. my asshole is still burning

by MAGENTA-ROOM DESIGNS March 01, 2024

test mode

a secret mode hidden in an electronic device that allows a manufacturer to test the product before it gets sent to the consumer

To access the test mode for the Yamaha PSR-19, hold down the first two white keys on the right while powering the keyboard on. Each button plays a note from C in the third octave up to G in the fourth octave. The power switch triggers the drum pads.

by bluestinger66 June 13, 2023