Phone card

An invitation to have sex

buy me a phone card please

by your moms sidechick August 17, 2022

throw cards

intention of chatting up to a girl

throw cards: he throws cards to her friend because she turns him on

by Live Drop March 16, 2017

Pulling the Tard Card

When everyone around knows that the "special" one is responsible for the event that recently occurred, yet someone still manages to defend said "special" person by stating how he/she is too innocent to do such a thing and/or how they have the mind of a child so how could they possibly think of such a thing to do. Also, doing this usually fails, or humiliates the defender.

Jury: *Unanimously* We all agree that (insert name here) is guilty for killing and mangling the woman and her two children.

Bystander: Wait a moment, am I not the only one who thinks he/she is innocent? How could such a sweet young man/woman do such a thing? Look, he/she has the mind of a 3-year-old. No 3-year-old has ever done this sort of thing!

Judge: Sir/Madam, sit down, or I will hold you in contempt! No 3-year-old has the body strength of a 450lb gorilla, either!

Man in Jury: He's/She's Pulling the Tard Card!

by H. Peralta November 11, 2012

piss cards

When you're playing cards with drunk people, and somebody who just peed without washing their hands become the dealer.

Nah man, you keep them... I don't need any piss cards, decks aren't that expensive.

by itstheimplication May 18, 2015

Card Sharken

A piss poor scammer for Amazon, Itunes, Walmart, & Steamcards

I joined Tik Tok for sum laughs then i get bunch of Card Sharken mutha trukkaz who dont even put out b4 asking for a favor

by Master Cheif Zero April 24, 2019

Med Card

A medical marijuana card. Often used to refer to a medical marijuana card that is obtained solely for the purpose of obtaining recreational marijuana if you are under 21 or live in a medical only state. A med card may be obtained by claiming to have anxiety, trouble sleeping, and similar conditions.

I told the doctor that I was getting anxious and he gave me a med card. Let's go smoke!

by Four Loko Frat Guy October 5, 2023

Cheese Card

Don't ask Olivia about it.

Don't ask Olivia about the cheese card.

by Swag11111111111111 February 19, 2022