5 o’clock in the morning

5 o’clock in the morning is Morningwood

- the time that you spend planning out the rest of your day

- a good chunk of people will be asleep

“It’s 5 o’clock in the morning the conversation got boring, you said your goin got bed soon, so I snuck off to your bedroom. Then I thought I’d just wait there....”

A lovely Tpain song from the 2000s, that should be loved by everyone.

I’m not even angry that nobody remembers it. But I liked to talk about it with my friends.

Psychologically it would be the most calming song to use to go to sleep.

At 5 o’clock in the morning someone will be having sex and thinking about me.

At 5 in the morning I’m usually asleep, but still love this song though.

“Boy’s used to sing this all the time on the bus. Zachary, would love this song.”

by Funimnothavingfundoyougetitnow July 20, 2021

Flag

Get the 5 o’clock in the morning mug.

Morning Burn

That feeling in the morning when the roof of your mouth, when in contact with water, feels like it's burning so fucking bad.

I usually experience Morning Burn, maybe because I open my mouth while I'm asleep.

by Da Berrrr September 17, 2016

Flag

Get the Morning Burn mug.

Morning Gorge

the quite opposit to Morning Wood;

Tony: i cant get out of bed yet as i have mahooosive morning wood.

Ami: i can not get up either as ones vag is wider than normal.

Tony: a ha i see the problem...morning gorge.

by N.A.A.R.C.F.R.D February 04, 2010

Flag

Get the Morning Gorge mug.