morning pastry

One who has an a small uncircumcised penis, and who’s ejaculate stays trapped. Ware for the next morning when peeled back has left a layer of man icing for his partner.

Sally woke to enjoy a bit of early morning meat, only to find a delicious “morning pastry” left from the night before which she had to work for previously from Otter.

by Otter91 November 20, 2022

Morning wood

when you have an erection before 10;00, without committing to masturbation

man, this is some great morning wood

by grilledcheesecrust November 30, 2022

Morning hood

A female’s version of morning wood.

I woke up this morning and had a case of the morning hood.

by Bronn22 May 18, 2022

Morning Wood

Your morning boner, for boys.

Lola: *takes the covers off* well u have morning wood.
Tom: scrumpsilucios.

by jiminsloml May 20, 2022

Cody In the Morning

Codys eyebrows ruffle up in the morning

"you shouldve seen cody in the morning"

by pixies dirt May 23, 2022

Extended Morning

When you sleep past noon and you don't want to admit it's the afternoon.

"It's after noon, but I just woke up. I suppose it's an extended morning, then."

by InfernalRites May 23, 2022

Morn

It’s mourning and moaning at the same time

When your dad dies but your gf/bf hits the spot (morns 😩)

by Cropscattt June 2, 2022