Coffee Machine

My life support

“how are you still alive today?”

“coffee machine”

by Ash_Trash December 29, 2020

My Check Machine is Broken

When borrowed anal beads will stay inside someone anus and keep falling out.

She said I was welcome to use her anal beads, but my check machine is broken so it was a waste of time.

by All Bets Hedged January 15, 2021

fax machine

on the low

what the fuck is a fax machine?
..on the low??

by NatalieBeee January 16, 2021

lean green mean cream machine

lacie

“lacie is a lean green mean cream machine” - danny

by mr twittie twister and his sis February 10, 2021

Washing Machine

When your boyfriend likes analsex with a strap (pegging) on used on him.qhile having a Stripe.

Washing machine: getting Pegged on a Line

Washing machine: getting Pegged on a Line.

by OfftelIntel February 12, 2021

Bean Machine

A old clapped out pickup truck owned by a mexican. Usually any old outdated Toyota Pickup

Moises drives his bean machine for his gardening business

by chomperz February 12, 2021

Doot machine

A vacuum used to stimulate ones doot.

Bethany bought herself a new doot machine.

by Anonymous359ht February 23, 2021